5. Luxe ‘tones and speakers.

When you turn the phone on, your ears are treated to a dope flute riff recorded by the London Symphony Orchestra. Every time you receive an incoming message, you hear another sick flute mini-jam mixed in with some bird noises. This phone has top-shelf ‘tones, all recorded by the LSO. The front-firing speakers are also noticeably good, sounding much louder and brighter than most phone speakers. That said, the low-end has no punch. The next version should have a huge subwoofer or a man that follows you around with an 808 machine.

5 thoughts on “Photos: 10 Things You Need To Know About Nigeria’s Billionaire Kidnappers Vertu Phone”

  1. Wow! Technology at it’s best. I wish I had the $10k for my family’s welfare. A strange world indeed where the poor walks miles to get food while the rich walks miles to digest food.

    1. Don’t worry it shall be well..its matter of time..dont loose your faith in God as far there’s life,Sure a new day shall come..Dont not burder how he will do it for you & your family..its not about how one begins the race in fast lane but how he end it with success & joy.

  2. Join Me in Praising GOD He has Done it Again in My Life. Please Rejoice with Me. I just Bought a Brand New 2017 Model of KJV HOLY BIBLE. Abi ko Tope?

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