A Christian Whatsapp group has begun a campaign against the very popular dab dance which has over-taken the entire world of entertainment.
According to the group, the dance which they have alleged to mean ‘Demonstarting Antichrist’s Bow’ (DAB) is a creation from the underworld to sway men and women into the kingdom of the devil.
Read their allegations below:
Hi
Satan has no new tricks. Also dabbing means to dab into drugs. Smoke weed! I believe this is part of his gathering. It’s crazy how something so innocent, can be evilish. Yes I knw!!!
what’s more new about this evil “dab” issue..
DABBING IS DESTROYING OUR YOUTH! My daughter started dabbing and now she is a homosexual with a feminist agenda. It’s horrible, everyone- please pray for my daughter Dabney Dabberson. She needs help returning from the devil’s grasp of the DAB.
my son dabbed once now he has grown an extra leg and is only speaking in ancient sumerian. i have tried to talk to him but he keeps on using his demonic powers to push me down the stairs as i walk up to his room. i fear for my life.
one time i saw a couple of, dare i say the word, GAYS, dabbing together. No doubt in my mind they were also praising satan with their frickin gayness And don’t even get me started with those dang jew, taking our goddamn money and dabbing all over it
omfg y’all need fuckin help dabbing is a dance move people like you are the reason i don’t wanna get saved you are turning something thats not even evil into a big fuckin deal get a fuckin life goddamn
My son has became a person that I never knew he would’ve turned into. THE DEVIL HAS COME. SMOKENDAT WEED
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Jesus dabed for your sins!
How is it a demonic dance move now?
hi i am a christian mom and my son has been dabbing non stop. i am scared for my life because he may dab himself to death. one time, i caught him dabbing while we were having sex together. I saw him kill a man, mid dab. When he was playing this internet game called ROBLOX he dabbed on this girl character. i was so angry i dab on him accidentally. within the hour i shot myself because i dabbed.
Dabbing intensifies
my son dabbed once now he has grown an extra leg and is only speaking in ancient sumerian. i have tried to talk to him but he keeps on using his demonic powers to push me down the stairs as i walk up to his room. i fear for my life.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
well one time i dabbed, and now my pee pee don’t work.
I caught my son browsing an Isis recruiting page that told him to dab on Christians. Needless to say i damned that satanist boy back to the celler where he dabbed his way through the wall and escaped. The police are still looking for that crazed dabbed, legend has it he’s killed over 50 people by dabbing on them. I fear for my safety.
My wife used to get beaten by me every night before she went to bed. I would beat her with my favorite wood plank, but now she has started to dab which has given her demonic powers from the dimension of Femmenisim where she has started to beat me with the wood plank. I found out where she got the idea of this when i was watching my favorite hentai and was deleting the house history when i saw that she watched a Ted Talk on how to stop Female abuse. I fear for my own mentality. Please share if you’re a Christian trans against dabbing.
During my annual visit to Alcoholics Anonymous (the courts found me guilty of plowing through a youth center with my 2Ton jeep) I saw my son dabbing on a catholic priest who was out for a walk. I clipped him on the head with my cane, and he told me that Satan himself told him to dab on the Christians. If you are a Christian parent in need of dab counciling, i have a good therapist. Contact me.
This is my personal story about my bad experience with a dab.
By the way I am not a very knowledgable person when the topic it marijuana.
Backstory: I have been smoking weed for about five years. Additionally, I only smoke bud and I have never touched any other “drug.” I have also dabbed before and I had never had this feeling overwhelm me before.
The weekend I went through this scary experience I had been on a month break from bud. I am not sure if this may have really affected the level of how bad this high was but I think it is important.
I started on a Sunday by smoking a joint. After the little smoke session I felt the normal high I expected, with the break in-mind. Some time passed and the group I was with wanted to dab (1 dab each). We all took our hits and started watching TV. After the other two people went to their beds I stayed in the living room and fell asleep at 3:00am. While I was passed out in the living room my aunt was getting ready for work at about 6:00am. My mom was also at this house and as she was leaving she told me to go to the empty bedroom she had slept in.
Again at 8:00am I woke up to my cousin about to head out to work. Before he left he offered me free dab (yes, he usually charges me on most weed items ). I said “Sure. Why not?” As my cousin prepares his dabbing rig he tells me “Hey, this is going to be a fat dab because I am trying to finish my stash and take a break from smoking for a bit.” My cousin has said this many times before so I thought nothing of it. I took the rip and held it for a couple of seconds but failed to clear a large portion of the smoke from my lungs (if you don’t know, having smoke left in your lungs from a hit will get you really F’d up).
I continued to cough up some smoke. Then I thought that I was probably going to be higher than I wanted to be for the day. (Smoking weed is fine by me but not being in control of how high you want to be is not so fun. I personally like to plan to get F’d up and not be in that realm of highness unplanned.)
As fast as I took the hit, my cousin had left almost as fast. I was alone and high out of my mind. I waited in the restroom for some time and tried to relax. The dab was still making me cough and also gag (for me gagging is not a big deal). As the high took control of me I began to try as best I could to get back into control. My body felt as if I were trembling at insane rates. I passed back and forth through the house and felt like the high was already too much. I had no idea how bad it was going to get.
Next came the really bad part. I quickly walked back to the restroom from the living room. When I got to the restroom I promptly threw up. The first throw up batch was very liquid and red-orange. The second time I released nothing but a string of saliva. Both times really hurt my throat and burned because I had very little to expel anything from my body.
After throwing up all the goop I started to use the toilet. While I was sitting down I heard a noise at the door. I stared at the window for a bit to figure out if I had actually heard anything. Suddenly I heard my aunt shake the metal door. She first said ” [My name] come open the door. Come open the door!” I scrabbled to get my pants up and wash my hands. Although I was moving fast she continued to yell “HURRY UP! BRING THE KEYS! BRING THE KEYS! BRING THEEE KEEEEYS!!!”
I darted for the door and open it as fast as I could while at the same time trying to not seem high. As I opened the first door I could see a blurred view of my aunt and my mom through the blinds and metal door. I was scared knowing that I was high beyond belief.
As I opened the door I saw that no one was there and I stepped outside fast to check fully. No one was there. I went through this about three times and at all times no one was ever at the door.
I was still high but forced myself to ignore the voice and the sounds coming from the door. I laid down on the couch and tried to sleep to pass over this storm. Nothing could stop the noise and then I heard the home phone ring. As fast as I could, I ran to the phone and picked up and said “Hello.” No one spoke back. I looked at the phone to check if it rang. The screen on the door showed that the call was still going. Again I said “Hello.” No reply followed. The phone continued to ring periodically.
I then went to the bedroom to lay down and put my self to sleep. As I entered the room I began to feel even stranger. I got on the bed and stared at the ceiling for a second. Before I knew it it I could not understand what i was looking at. My mind began to slip and I felt as though I had died.
The feeling of death was like nothing I had ever felt. My mind made me think that I had been dead for eternity and I was going through a loop of suffering. My heart was racing and my understanding was that I was a sinner in life and had died and now realized that I had been suffering so long that I forgot who I was. In a moment I thought that was trapped for ever and paying for my past by the will of God. I am not a very religious person but in the moment I thought “What if I was wrong and there is a God and Heaven. I can see that an enormous amount of time has passed. It is time for me to admit that I am wrong.” (Sorry if some of my story does not make a whole bunch of sense but I don’t remember everything clearly)
As my mind went further and further away from me my thoughts shifted to the possibility that I was in a coma. My mind was making all these extremely close relations between parts that all lined up. (What i have been told about comas is that it is like life and sleep mixed. Through this state there are signs that hint at your coma and try to help you realize that you are in a coma. The world/ state of a coma is usually one where your severe accident never happened and your life just proceeds ) I then began to panic further and tried to show myself that I am aware that I am in a coma but not entirely sure what happened. (All this coma stuff took place in my mind)
The rest of the day was very blurry.
I ended up talking to my mom on the phone and then later in the day she picked me up and we went home and I was feeling a bit calmer. I could still feel a light effect from my dab in the morning that kept my mind foggy.
It has now been two days since this has happened and I feel like my heart is strange. I was in a sparring fight with my brother and got hit hard a couple of times so my chest might be sore from that.
Still I know now that my experience is over. My life will feel weird and I will continue to think about that trip for the rest of my life.
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I was at my annual religious sacrifice occasion and i sacfrificed my wife’s virginity when i was selected to take her virginity and give it to the almighty lord when i tasted her pussy and it someone tasted like my sons dick
these comments are hilarious dabbing does nothing to you they get those ideas of being gay are from there friends don’t be mad at your faggot kids be mad at there freinds
My son dabbed and became a homosexual black man named Tyrone
Same Happend to my daughter
What mommy